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Manual of ManipulationChapter I - Introduction My dear readers, my fondest greetings to you! If you are reading this, it means you have not destroyed the whole of existence.Manual of Manipulation
Well done.
I would like to believe that this is in part due to my previous attempt at writing, The Survivor's Guide: A Few Simple Tips and Tricks. This may be merely the delusion of an aging woman. Nevertheless, here I am, at it again. This time I propose to educate you on the field of manipulation, or: getting others to stop being such idiots and do what you tell them. This is an area of knowledge which will serve you in good stead, be you adventurer, politicia
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Survivor's Guide to AstoriaA Few Simple Tips and Tricks for the Adventurer:Survivor's Guide to Astoria
Tip #1: Do not insult strangers. Your average stranger may only be a simple peasant in rags, but he could also be a crazed mage ready to annihilate half of the city.
Tip #2: If an acquaintance wears black all the time, frequently says sinister or confusing things, and has a devilish, demonic, or undead companion, THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND.
Tip #3: Do not try to be a hero. Heroes have short life spans and go unremembered in any case, because it is the cowards who write the history books.
Tip #4: When adventuring in a potentially dangerous locale
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Forsaken always.
Member of the Writer's Guild: [link]
If someone does fan art from my works then I will love them forever!
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